Top 10 Annoying Things About Facebook
10. When people make their statuses “I’m bored” or “I’m tired” or even just a sad face. Thanks for imposing your boredom/tiredness on the rest of us.
9. Or when they post something all weepy like “FML” or “WORST day ever,” expecting people to comment and be all sympathetic. Save it for your diary please.
8. Inside jokes. They’re the worst. Fifty comments on “OMG, that time? AHAHAHAHA.”
7. When people put up pictures in which they are bending down and pushing their arms together and omg, please, don’t be subtle or anything! Just draw a big red arrow and write BOOBS. Slut.
6. When a hockey player scores a goal and everyone acts as though they’re best friends. E.g., “Sedins <3”, or “Atta boy Luongo!” or “Scchhhhnneeeiiiddderrrr <33333333”
5. Or when somebody dies. Then everyone’s all, “RIP MJ!” or “Stevieee Jobsss </3” Okay. You DIDN’T know them. Starving people in Africa die every day; I think they deserve a status more than a multi billionaire, really.
4. When annoying little kids spam your news feed by writing on everything “LOL! GTS.” And posting oodles of pictures.
3. The fact that you can’t understand a word any of the guys say. ”Yo man that was RUCKUS last night.” ”So deece bro.” ”Yee.” ”I fucking did an umbrella-llama-taco.” ”RUCKUS man!”
2. How girls go on and on about each other’s pictures and or prettiness. ”You’re sooo gorgeous, wow, I’m jeal.” ”Um you the babe! Look in a mirror!” ”If I looked in a mirror it would BREAK. You’re the stunner here.” ”It would only break from your gorgeousness…”
1. FINALLY, the most ANNOYING thing about Facebook besides all the brain-dead people who use it is the fact that it’s so. Freaking. Addicting. So you just put up with the horrifying crap that people post because OMG. YOU JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION. And you have to check it right now.
